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Happy International Day of Smacking Ass! No? That's not a thing? Well, that's a shame. Shame on you! I think, out of all the phrases in the english language, (and there are a lot) that may be my least favorite. It's like spell that a step-mother who's not cool enough to be a witch tries … Continue reading San Luis Obispo/ Montaña de Oro State Park
Oily toilet paper. Gross. Thank god that’s not a thing. Hi, hello. Good to be here. Happy day to you. I feel great today. Hope you’re doing well. Tell the kids I say hi. Wife okay? How’ve your parents been? Most of the time when I start writing I just begin by dumping out nonsensical … Continue reading Santa Cruz to Monterey to Morro Bay
Shooby doo da we're really off and running now, folks! I think I want that to be my preferred pronoun. Folk. I am not a he. I am not a she. I am a folk. Thank you. I don't think I've ever heard anyone be referred to as a folk, singular. You only ever hear … Continue reading Sacramento to Santa Cruz
