A wama bama slam, put me in a jar and spread me like jam! That would be interesting, if a girl said “spread me like jam” in the middle of coitus. Coitus. What a great word. I think the man’s reaction would tell you a lot about them. Or the woman’s. It could be some … Continue reading Getting Spread Like Jam
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Gender Reveal Parties and Erectile Dysfunction
Do you ever just sit in a chair and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life? How about a bagel? Do you ever just sit on a bagel and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life? Oooh, you know what? A hammock sounds nice. I wish I had a hammock. A … Continue reading Gender Reveal Parties and Erectile Dysfunction