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Getting Spread Like Jam

A wama bama slam, put me in a jar and spread me like jam! That would be interesting, if a girl said “spread me like jam” in the middle of coitus. Coitus. What a great word. I think the man’s reaction would tell you a lot about them. Or the woman’s. It could be some … Continue reading Getting Spread Like Jam →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 2 Minutes

Gender Reveal Parties and Erectile Dysfunction

Do you ever just sit in a chair and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life? How about a bagel? Do you ever just sit on a bagel and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life? Oooh, you know what? A hammock sounds nice. I wish I had a hammock. A … Continue reading Gender Reveal Parties and Erectile Dysfunction →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts 2 Comments September 18, 2020October 2, 2020 5 Minutes

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Random Stat of the Day Volume 17! 😃
Spent some time out at the Barton Creek green belt over the weekend and it was magical. There was a storm the night before and the water was trickling off the rock face in the most glorious manner. I sat on a rock down the way a bit and wrote for a while. Writing in nature is remarkably therapeutic. Follow the link in my bio to read the full post 🙂
Had an amazing time up in the Sierra mountains with the family last week. We went on an incredible hike, led by Jax, who clearly didn’t enjoy himself at all.
Couldn’t have had a better fourth with my buddies. The hardest part about moving to a new city by yourself is the people you leave behind. Can’t wait to see these idiots again soon.
So excited to call this city home 😃
37 days, 4,500 miles, 16 cities and 14 National/State parks later, I’ve arrived in Austin, Texas and I’m ready to do big things! 😃
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