Hi, my name is Mr. Numnuts. I like butter, potatoes, and screaming at the television. When my body hits warm water, my face begins to feel like sand. For awhile, I thought I was an armadillo. I don't enjoy talking about the weather. Face lifts scare me. My favorite game is darts, but I'll play … Continue reading Mr. Numnuts and Politics on the Internet
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Getting High, Why Nobody Cares About Your Birthday, and Seeking an Enemy
So, I got super high last night. Which isn't really significant, but it also kind of could be. You know, cause of the whole butterfly effect and all. Like what if me getting high last night is the reason we end up solving world hunger? I'm definitely taking credit for it, I can tell you … Continue reading Getting High, Why Nobody Cares About Your Birthday, and Seeking an Enemy