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Ride # 874

A boy needed a ride home today...

jasonscottbrendel Poetry Leave a comment August 30, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

HOLY NUT MUNCHERS, IT’S A FLASH SALE!

What a great day to be alive. Today, Monday February 25th, and today only, here on planet earth, you can get your copy of Not Your Average Sonnet for just $5.97 on Amazon. That's right, for the price of a venti caramel macchiato, you can have endless entertainment on your hands, without the crash! Boy it sure is a … Continue reading HOLY NUT MUNCHERS, IT’S A FLASH SALE! →

jasonscottbrendel Uncategorized 6 Comments February 25, 2019 1 Minute

Suction Cup Killer

Sugary suction cups sit on the edge...

jasonscottbrendel Poetry 3 Comments January 28, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

One-Ply

Oh bathroom, oh restroom of dark deceit....

jasonscottbrendel Poetry 3 Comments January 21, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

Gary Jones

Gary Jones liked to make homemade ginger ale...

jasonscottbrendel Poetry 8 Comments January 17, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

A Rational Poem About the Emotion of Love

I don’t often write about love...

jasonscottbrendel Poetry 16 Comments January 15, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

Some People

Some people are boring

jasonscottbrendel Poetry 2 Comments January 11, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

Introspection

I spend too much time...

jasonscottbrendel Poetry 8 Comments January 8, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

Urges

Have you ever spun a dreidel on shrooms?

jasonscottbrendel Poetry Leave a comment January 6, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

Richie Bigobootoo

Hi my name is Richie Bigobootoo

jasonscottbrendel Poetry Leave a comment January 4, 2019January 12, 2021 1 Minute

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Caught some views yesterday out at Pt. Mugu State Park just north of LA. It’s been amazing to travel around and wander down the west coast. I’ve never felt so free and alive.
The ass is tight and the view is right.
Is convenience worth the depression? Is individual mobility worth the loneliness? Have you heard about the all new Subaru Crosstrek? These... these are the questions.
This is a Musk read.
If you’re into popping pills and pounding out pizza puzzles for pleasure with purple people who pick packets of pickles out of other people’s pockets, then holy piss do I have a poem for you!
His Dreams are Finally Within Grasp!
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