Did I miss anything? Could you imagine if you woke up from a year-long coma right now? Christ, I accidentally cut my finger and then got lemon juice in the cut and then rubbed it with a hot pepper. Now this band-aid is harder to open than a can of pickles in a snow storm. … Continue reading Do We Have Control of Our Poo?
The Virus as a Symbol For Our Actions
I had a thought today... which isn't dissimilar from any other day. I have thoughts a lot. Probably too much. I'm a bit addicted to thoughts. I'm learning how to not engage with thought all of the time. Sometimes it's okay to be thought-free. It has helped me to meditate and get in tune with … Continue reading The Virus as a Symbol For Our Actions
10 Things to do During a Pandemic Besides Masturbate
1: Go on a Walk You can still go outside, just don't lick the cement or put your tongue down the neighbors throat. Your hubby wouldn't be too happy about that anyways. 2: Learn a New Language I'm learning Russian. You get to say "cock" a lot, which is cool. "Kak dela" means "how are … Continue reading 10 Things to do During a Pandemic Besides Masturbate