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A Story About My Old Car

I'm sitting in the lobby of the Mercedes-Benz dealership right now thinking about how bent over I'm about to get. They told me that, on top of my regular service, I need to get a transmission service, which is $650. Hahahahaha I'll just sell the car, thanks. Kill me. Kill me good, man. I drive … Continue reading A Story About My Old Car →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts 2 Comments June 25, 2019June 25, 2019 2 Minutes

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