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Finding My Groove and Sticking to My Style

Well slap me with a happy paddle and call me Sally Salisbury, how the hell are we doing? Tickle my toes and blow my nose, it’s been a minute hasn’t it? I’ve been working a lot, so that’s exciting. It’s not. It’s not exciting. But I’m saving up to go to America, South this summer … Continue reading Finding My Groove and Sticking to My Style →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 6 Minutes

Fighting Pain, Getting Sober and Surrendering Anger

Hello. My name is Jason and I’m sucking down a strawberry smoothie on a Sunday. I have no idea what I’m going to do with this day yet and that is okay. I don’t know why I’m typing in a monotone robot voice, but that is okay. Everything is okay. Everything is actually great, to … Continue reading Fighting Pain, Getting Sober and Surrendering Anger →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment March 5, 2023March 5, 2023 5 Minutes

Dingleberry McSlingus

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Dingleberry McSlingus. He was devil-eyed dingus, that boy. About as dumb as they get. Legend has it the local Elk’s club administered an IQ test to an old can of Barbasol shaving cream and it scored higher than the boy. Tough to navigate the world … Continue reading Dingleberry McSlingus →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 22, 2023February 22, 2023 4 Minutes

Changing My Relationship With Comedy

Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m a white girl. I love to shop at Target and Trader Joe’s, and the most interesting thing about me is that I like dogs and coffee. Sometimes I go eat Mexican food with my friends and we get really colorful margaritas and cackle for hours. I’m 23 and … Continue reading Changing My Relationship With Comedy →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 4 Minutes

The Dark Side of Comedy

In every industry, there’s inevitably going to be something about it that we don’t like. Even if it’s our dream job, some ugly aspect of the work will rear its head. Sometimes it can be part of the work itself, sometimes it’s the other employees or the boss, sometimes it’s the customers… who knows what … Continue reading The Dark Side of Comedy →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 11, 2023February 11, 2023 5 Minutes

Searching for Meaning

Well rub a bunch of lotion on my tits and call me over for dinner, it sure is good to see you again. The last couple of weeks have been very interesting. It feels like a turning of the tides in my life and I’m not exactly sure which way the tide is turning. I’ve … Continue reading Searching for Meaning →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 10, 2023February 10, 2023 3 Minutes

Sleep Paralysis/ Bombing On Stage/ Love

Well slap me sideways and leave me on the side of the highway, it must be Monday. I feel like a human again, so that’s good. I had a four day stretch from hell. Sweet mother of a dumb kid who lives at Chuck-e-Cheese what an absolute battle. Sometimes life smacks you across the balls … Continue reading Sleep Paralysis/ Bombing On Stage/ Love →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts 2 Comments January 30, 2023January 30, 2023 6 Minutes

Making Money and Self Discovery

Well blow my glass and call me a bong, It’s been a long time hasn’t it? No, it hasn’t. I’ve been writing way too many blog posts, I’m pretty sure it’s only been a day or two max. This has definitely become habit at this point. It’s part of my Vladimir Routine. I have to … Continue reading Making Money and Self Discovery →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment January 25, 2023January 25, 2023 4 Minutes

Don’t Read This

Well dabble me with a bit of simple syrup and call me a coffee because I’m ready to be DRUNK. No. That’s not right. I don’t want to be drunk. I got drunk yesterday. I don’t get drunk often because I don’t enjoy being drunk enough to deal with how ass I feel the next … Continue reading Don’t Read This →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment January 23, 2023January 23, 2023 4 Minutes

Love-struck Market

I sold my soul at the love-struck market hoping for a sign but I'm stuck here starving I wish a thief would come along to pickpocket the pain but trouble only passes through the fingers of the frayed slips through the cracks of the half-baked asphalt passes through the sewage waiting for the rain washed … Continue reading Love-struck Market →

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Random Stat of the Day Volume 17! 😃
Spent some time out at the Barton Creek green belt over the weekend and it was magical. There was a storm the night before and the water was trickling off the rock face in the most glorious manner. I sat on a rock down the way a bit and wrote for a while. Writing in nature is remarkably therapeutic. Follow the link in my bio to read the full post 🙂
Had an amazing time up in the Sierra mountains with the family last week. We went on an incredible hike, led by Jax, who clearly didn’t enjoy himself at all.
Couldn’t have had a better fourth with my buddies. The hardest part about moving to a new city by yourself is the people you leave behind. Can’t wait to see these idiots again soon.
So excited to call this city home 😃
37 days, 4,500 miles, 16 cities and 14 National/State parks later, I’ve arrived in Austin, Texas and I’m ready to do big things! 😃
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