Sometimes the silence doesn't need to be filled with empty words I wish I would say this to the people who complain when it's only a time with nothing to say another moment wasted like the way we take our pain from the forgiven past and launch it towards the future our fear finds a … Continue reading Poem: Silence
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Doing My Best and Comedy Comradery
Well send me to the NFL and tackle me until I have brain damage, it’s another beautiful day to be alive! I kind of felt like I had brain damage after October was over, sweet mother of a Mexican mermaid what a crazy month… I’m not gonna lie, I was definitely dealing with some burnout. … Continue reading Doing My Best and Comedy Comradery
Finding the Fool
Well stick a bag of trail mix in my eyes and call me blind, what a pleasant day to be questioning your sexuality. Just kidding, I’m past that. You ever struggle so much with women you wonder if you’re gay? No? Just me. Okay. I wrote a joke about that once upon a time; the … Continue reading Finding the Fool
Nothing But Nonsense
Hi my name is Slippytit McDoubledoo and it’s a pleasure to finally be at your acquaintance. Let’s lotion up that taint and make this place quiet and quaint so we can make acquaintance. Make acquaintance. That’s a funny phrase. Imagine if you walked up to a woman at the bar and said “I’d like to … Continue reading Nothing But Nonsense
Learning How to Love
Today’s blog is sponsored by the Big and Black Bring Blogs Back Challenge. It’s big, it’s black and it’s a challenge to bring blogs back. Love is weird. I think when a lot of people fall in love, they’re falling in love with themselves. I think they’re falling in love with an idea or a … Continue reading Learning How to Love
Sacrifice and Destiny
Well slump me over and stick a bunch of rum in my bum while feeding me dim sum, I’m ready for the week ahead! I’ve been saying these ridiculous openings on stage now and I’ve been pleasantly surprised by how well they work. It’s just another lesson about how important it is to be yourself … Continue reading Sacrifice and Destiny
The Fish and the Rainbow
So here me out here. You’ve got a fish, and you’ve got a rainbow. The problem is, the rainbow looks like a fish and the fish looks like a rainbow. So, what you’re seeing is a giant fish in the sky, and then a rainbow swimming. And nobody knows why this is happening. Everything was … Continue reading The Fish and the Rainbow
People Becoming Computers and Death
Well tickle my tongue with sugar and call me a Twizzler, happy Sunday to ya! We’re just a couple of weeks away from the NFL starting so to honor the beginning of football season I’ve decided to go out and get a concussion. I have CTE now, so… the blog might be a little incoherent. … Continue reading People Becoming Computers and Death
Poem: Going Nowhere
I've made plans today a list of tasks designed to move me forward but nowhere I will go an anxious mind wraps vines around my thoughts I drive but a tire blows out try to take the spare when the jack gives way nowhere to go I sit and wait for help looking for ways … Continue reading Poem: Going Nowhere
Comedy, Insecurities, Jokes and Life
Well tickle my tits and pickle my cucumber, it’s a great day to have all the genitalia imaginable. Slap a cactus on me baby, I’M FEELING SHARP. Spit in my Sierra Mist and call me foggy you naughty little bottle of cough syrup, you. I legitimately have no idea what I’m typing right now. This … Continue reading Comedy, Insecurities, Jokes and Life