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Finding My Groove and Sticking to My Style

Well slap me with a happy paddle and call me Sally Salisbury, how the hell are we doing? Tickle my toes and blow my nose, it’s been a minute hasn’t it? I’ve been working a lot, so that’s exciting. It’s not. It’s not exciting. But I’m saving up to go to America, South this summer … Continue reading Finding My Groove and Sticking to My Style →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 6 Minutes

Dingleberry McSlingus

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Dingleberry McSlingus. He was devil-eyed dingus, that boy. About as dumb as they get. Legend has it the local Elk’s club administered an IQ test to an old can of Barbasol shaving cream and it scored higher than the boy. Tough to navigate the world … Continue reading Dingleberry McSlingus →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 22, 2023February 22, 2023 4 Minutes

Changing My Relationship With Comedy

Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m a white girl. I love to shop at Target and Trader Joe’s, and the most interesting thing about me is that I like dogs and coffee. Sometimes I go eat Mexican food with my friends and we get really colorful margaritas and cackle for hours. I’m 23 and … Continue reading Changing My Relationship With Comedy →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 4 Minutes

The Dark Side of Comedy

In every industry, there’s inevitably going to be something about it that we don’t like. Even if it’s our dream job, some ugly aspect of the work will rear its head. Sometimes it can be part of the work itself, sometimes it’s the other employees or the boss, sometimes it’s the customers… who knows what … Continue reading The Dark Side of Comedy →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment February 11, 2023February 11, 2023 5 Minutes

Don’t Read This

Well dabble me with a bit of simple syrup and call me a coffee because I’m ready to be DRUNK. No. That’s not right. I don’t want to be drunk. I got drunk yesterday. I don’t get drunk often because I don’t enjoy being drunk enough to deal with how ass I feel the next … Continue reading Don’t Read This →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment January 23, 2023January 23, 2023 4 Minutes

Nothing But Nonsense

Well lock me up for a nonviolent drug offense and watch my life welter away, how the hell are ya!? ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID YOUNG LAD! Sweet mother of an Arabian grape farmer I have a lot of energy right now. Tickle me silly, Billy. Slap my ass with a chastity belt you naughty sack of skin. … Continue reading Nothing But Nonsense →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment January 5, 2023January 5, 2023 3 Minutes

Doing My Best and Comedy Comradery

Well send me to the NFL and tackle me until I have brain damage, it’s another beautiful day to be alive! I kind of felt like I had brain damage after October was over, sweet mother of a Mexican mermaid what a crazy month… I’m not gonna lie, I was definitely dealing with some burnout. … Continue reading Doing My Best and Comedy Comradery →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment November 9, 2022November 9, 2022 4 Minutes

Finding the Fool

Well stick a bag of trail mix in my eyes and call me blind, what a pleasant day to be questioning your sexuality. Just kidding, I’m past that. You ever struggle so much with women you wonder if you’re gay? No? Just me. Okay. I wrote a joke about that once upon a time; the … Continue reading Finding the Fool →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment October 10, 2022October 10, 2022 3 Minutes

Nothing But Nonsense

Hi my name is Slippytit McDoubledoo and it’s a pleasure to finally be at your acquaintance. Let’s lotion up that taint and make this place quiet and quaint so we can make acquaintance. Make acquaintance. That’s a funny phrase. Imagine if you walked up to a woman at the bar and said “I’d like to … Continue reading Nothing But Nonsense →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment September 26, 2022September 26, 2022 3 Minutes

The Fish and the Rainbow

So here me out here. You’ve got a fish, and you’ve got a rainbow. The problem is, the rainbow looks like a fish and the fish looks like a rainbow. So, what you’re seeing is a giant fish in the sky, and then a rainbow swimming. And nobody knows why this is happening. Everything was … Continue reading The Fish and the Rainbow →

jasonscottbrendel Blog Posts Leave a comment August 22, 2022August 22, 2022 3 Minutes

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Random Stat of the Day Volume 17! 😃
Spent some time out at the Barton Creek green belt over the weekend and it was magical. There was a storm the night before and the water was trickling off the rock face in the most glorious manner. I sat on a rock down the way a bit and wrote for a while. Writing in nature is remarkably therapeutic. Follow the link in my bio to read the full post 🙂
Had an amazing time up in the Sierra mountains with the family last week. We went on an incredible hike, led by Jax, who clearly didn’t enjoy himself at all.
Couldn’t have had a better fourth with my buddies. The hardest part about moving to a new city by yourself is the people you leave behind. Can’t wait to see these idiots again soon.
So excited to call this city home 😃
37 days, 4,500 miles, 16 cities and 14 National/State parks later, I’ve arrived in Austin, Texas and I’m ready to do big things! 😃
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