10 Fruits or Vegetables You Don’t Know How to Cut

Mango On realsimple.com, the first thing listed in the “What You Need” section is a “Y-shaped peeler.” Personally, if I see anything other than “knife,” I’m already settling for a banana. A Y-shaped peeler? More like Y am I doing this to myself? Below the “What You Need” section is a “Follow These Steps” segment, … Continue reading 10 Fruits or Vegetables You Don’t Know How to Cut

Woman Forgets to Lock Door, is Murdered Immediately

Like many Americans, Larissa Fisterson always makes sure to lock the door. Every day, when her husband leaves for work each morning, Mrs. Fisterson begins the locking process by simply turning the key lock, as any reasonable citizen would do. Mrs. Fisterson has taken extra precautions, however, installing a custom series of deadbolts just days … Continue reading Woman Forgets to Lock Door, is Murdered Immediately

10 Things to do During a Pandemic Besides Masturbate

1: Go on a Walk You can still go outside, just don't lick the cement or put your tongue down the neighbors throat. Your hubby wouldn't be too happy about that anyways. 2: Learn a New Language  I'm learning Russian. You get to say "cock" a lot, which is cool. "Kak dela" means "how are … Continue reading 10 Things to do During a Pandemic Besides Masturbate

Early 2000’s Rock Bands and Other Band Stuff

It's been a while... since you've gone, and fucked things up, just like you always doooooooo. I recently rediscovered that song ("It's Been Awhile" by Staind) along with a plethora of others from my awkward pubescent years. Sometimes I think of things I've done in the past, or the person I used to be, and … Continue reading Early 2000’s Rock Bands and Other Band Stuff