Well slap me with a happy paddle and call me Sally Salisbury, how the hell are we doing? Tickle my toes and blow my nose, it’s been a minute hasn’t it? I’ve been working a lot, so that’s exciting. It’s not. It’s not exciting. But I’m saving up to go to America, South this summer … Continue reading Finding My Groove and Sticking to My Style
Tag: Humor
Dingleberry McSlingus
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Dingleberry McSlingus. He was devil-eyed dingus, that boy. About as dumb as they get. Legend has it the local Elk’s club administered an IQ test to an old can of Barbasol shaving cream and it scored higher than the boy. Tough to navigate the world … Continue reading Dingleberry McSlingus
Changing My Relationship With Comedy
Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m a white girl. I love to shop at Target and Trader Joe’s, and the most interesting thing about me is that I like dogs and coffee. Sometimes I go eat Mexican food with my friends and we get really colorful margaritas and cackle for hours. I’m 23 and … Continue reading Changing My Relationship With Comedy
The Dark Side of Comedy
In every industry, there’s inevitably going to be something about it that we don’t like. Even if it’s our dream job, some ugly aspect of the work will rear its head. Sometimes it can be part of the work itself, sometimes it’s the other employees or the boss, sometimes it’s the customers… who knows what … Continue reading The Dark Side of Comedy
Don’t Read This
Well dabble me with a bit of simple syrup and call me a coffee because I’m ready to be DRUNK. No. That’s not right. I don’t want to be drunk. I got drunk yesterday. I don’t get drunk often because I don’t enjoy being drunk enough to deal with how ass I feel the next … Continue reading Don’t Read This
Nothing But Nonsense
Well lock me up for a nonviolent drug offense and watch my life welter away, how the hell are ya!? ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID YOUNG LAD! Sweet mother of an Arabian grape farmer I have a lot of energy right now. Tickle me silly, Billy. Slap my ass with a chastity belt you naughty sack of skin. … Continue reading Nothing But Nonsense
Doing My Best and Comedy Comradery
Well send me to the NFL and tackle me until I have brain damage, it’s another beautiful day to be alive! I kind of felt like I had brain damage after October was over, sweet mother of a Mexican mermaid what a crazy month… I’m not gonna lie, I was definitely dealing with some burnout. … Continue reading Doing My Best and Comedy Comradery
Finding the Fool
Well stick a bag of trail mix in my eyes and call me blind, what a pleasant day to be questioning your sexuality. Just kidding, I’m past that. You ever struggle so much with women you wonder if you’re gay? No? Just me. Okay. I wrote a joke about that once upon a time; the … Continue reading Finding the Fool
Nothing But Nonsense
Hi my name is Slippytit McDoubledoo and it’s a pleasure to finally be at your acquaintance. Let’s lotion up that taint and make this place quiet and quaint so we can make acquaintance. Make acquaintance. That’s a funny phrase. Imagine if you walked up to a woman at the bar and said “I’d like to … Continue reading Nothing But Nonsense
The Fish and the Rainbow
So here me out here. You’ve got a fish, and you’ve got a rainbow. The problem is, the rainbow looks like a fish and the fish looks like a rainbow. So, what you’re seeing is a giant fish in the sky, and then a rainbow swimming. And nobody knows why this is happening. Everything was … Continue reading The Fish and the Rainbow