The Virus as a Symbol For Our Actions

I had a thought today... which isn't dissimilar from any other day. I have thoughts a lot. Probably too much. I'm a bit addicted to thoughts. I'm learning how to not engage with thought all of the time. Sometimes it's okay to be thought-free. It has helped me to meditate and get in tune with … Continue reading The Virus as a Symbol For Our Actions →

A Joke, How Coronavirus is Your Fault and Not Mine This Time, and a Rant on Our Presidential Candidates Being Too Old

I'm thinking about starting a breast reduction clinic and calling it "Flattening the Curve," if anyone is interested. They say chaos breeds opportunity, so I figured now is a better time than ever to take advantage of women with huge tits. If you'd like to get in touch with me, just dial 1-800-HUGE-TIT and one … Continue reading A Joke, How Coronavirus is Your Fault and Not Mine This Time, and a Rant on Our Presidential Candidates Being Too Old →

DEATH

So I've come to the conclusion that people don't think about death enough. If people thought about death more often, they wouldn't have run out and bought toilet paper in a frenzied panic. I think about death all of the time. Thinking about death is a healthy endeavor because if we don't accept our own … Continue reading DEATH →