In desperate need of a fresh halftime performance, the NFL has announced that Derrick Henry will make his musical debut by performing a solo on his ACL guitar at halftime of the Titans game against the Bengals. The strings are made entirely of NFL defenders’ shredded ligaments, the neck made out of various bone fragments,…Derrick Henry … Continue reading Derrick Henry to Play Guitar Made of Shredded Ligaments at Halftime — The Mad Satirist →