Hi my name is Slippytit McDoubledoo and it’s a pleasure to finally be at your acquaintance. Let’s lotion up that taint and make this place quiet and quaint so we can make acquaintance. Make acquaintance. That’s a funny phrase. Imagine if you walked up to a woman at the bar and said “I’d like to … Continue reading Nothing But Nonsense
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Learning How to Love
Today’s blog is sponsored by the Big and Black Bring Blogs Back Challenge. It’s big, it’s black and it’s a challenge to bring blogs back. Love is weird. I think when a lot of people fall in love, they’re falling in love with themselves. I think they’re falling in love with an idea or a … Continue reading Learning How to Love
Sacrifice and Destiny
Well slump me over and stick a bunch of rum in my bum while feeding me dim sum, I’m ready for the week ahead! I’ve been saying these ridiculous openings on stage now and I’ve been pleasantly surprised by how well they work. It’s just another lesson about how important it is to be yourself … Continue reading Sacrifice and Destiny
The Fish and the Rainbow
So here me out here. You’ve got a fish, and you’ve got a rainbow. The problem is, the rainbow looks like a fish and the fish looks like a rainbow. So, what you’re seeing is a giant fish in the sky, and then a rainbow swimming. And nobody knows why this is happening. Everything was … Continue reading The Fish and the Rainbow
People Becoming Computers and Death
Well tickle my tongue with sugar and call me a Twizzler, happy Sunday to ya! We’re just a couple of weeks away from the NFL starting so to honor the beginning of football season I’ve decided to go out and get a concussion. I have CTE now, so… the blog might be a little incoherent. … Continue reading People Becoming Computers and Death
Comedy, Insecurities, Jokes and Life
Well tickle my tits and pickle my cucumber, it’s a great day to have all the genitalia imaginable. Slap a cactus on me baby, I’M FEELING SHARP. Spit in my Sierra Mist and call me foggy you naughty little bottle of cough syrup, you. I legitimately have no idea what I’m typing right now. This … Continue reading Comedy, Insecurities, Jokes and Life
Kim Kardashian and Following Your Destiny
Well slide a finger in me and call me a Chinese trap, it’s great to have you here. And hey, it’s great to be here. Finger in me or not, I’m just grateful to be alive and well. I got in a gnarly car accident and then got a brutal case of COVID two days … Continue reading Kim Kardashian and Following Your Destiny
Vegan Vegetables and Beating Someone With a Pineapple
Well dump a shot of rum in my bum and call me Boof Bonser, happy Monday to ya! That’s actually a real name by the way. There was a professional baseball player named Boof Bonser and he was a part of one of the worst trades in San Francisco Giants history when he was included … Continue reading Vegan Vegetables and Beating Someone With a Pineapple
Accidents, Illness, and More! Hooray!
Well suck my thumb and call me a pacifist, what a peaceful time to piss into the darkness. I hope they put that on my tombstone. I did almost die last weekend, so that’s pretty neat. I got T-boned by a Ford F-150 going 40 mph, sending my Subaru spinning into what I thought might … Continue reading Accidents, Illness, and More! Hooray!
Manifestation Nation
Holy smoked salmon with a side of salty Szechuan sauce, what a tasty day to be alive. The outside of my pinkies hurt today, so that’s the exciting news in my life. I’m slowly recovering from a paddle-boarding session on Monday and the cheese-induced malaise I put myself in on Wednesday. First world health problems … Continue reading Manifestation Nation