Subaru Crosstrek and Finding Meaning in a Modern Life

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek. Would have bought a Lambo, but I’m not quite there yet. That’s a quote from a song by Hobo Johnson, called “Subaru Crosstrek XV” and I highly suggest giving it a listen. Even if you don’t enjoy the music, it’s sure to generate a laugh. Also, I did just … Continue reading Subaru Crosstrek and Finding Meaning in a Modern Life

Fun Size Candy, King Size Candy, and… Queen Size Candy?

Gooby bloopity shdoop. Fantastic. Fun. Fun size. You know, I never understood why tiny candies are called “fun size.” When is less candy ever more fun? Maybe the candy companies know that and they’re trying to compensate. It wouldn’t exactly sell very well if it was called “Less Snickers.” King size is kind of weird, … Continue reading Fun Size Candy, King Size Candy, and… Queen Size Candy?

Just Your Typical New Year New Beginnings Post

New year, new me! Just kidding, I’m the same guy. Like the Talking Heads said best, “same as it ever was. Same as it… ever was.” Okay well things aren’t exactly the same as they always were either, but I do enjoy poking fun at people who think they’re going to change everything about themselves … Continue reading Just Your Typical New Year New Beginnings Post

Shaba daba ding dong and Some Thoughts on Writing

Shaba daba ding dong. Interesting. The only word which was supposedly spelled wrong in that beautiful prelude was “daba.” I don’t know what a shaba is, but I want one. Oh, I was wrong. It says shaba is spelled wrong now. Must have just been because it was capitalized as the first word of the … Continue reading Shaba daba ding dong and Some Thoughts on Writing