The Story of Stanislaus Gross (Ch. 1)

Well shiver me Timberlakes, you’re Justin time. You’re gonna want to take a seat there captain, because I’m about to tell you the tale of the Great Stanislaus Gross. (Pronounced like it rhymes with moss, even though the dude was absolutely disgusting on the court.) Some people say the meaning of life is love, others … Continue reading The Story of Stanislaus Gross (Ch. 1)

Why Eminem is the Best Rapper of All Time

Blasphemous apples smack asses happily at the Axis Masters, laughing their clap holes passively while mapping out traps for massive batteries. How about that for assonance? (Assonance is the repetition of vowel sounds.) Eminem is really good at using assonance. Asssssssonance. A lot of people won’t question you when you say Eminem is the best … Continue reading Why Eminem is the Best Rapper of All Time