Mr. Poopius Brown

He’s big

he’s black

and he’s got an ass full of crap

big shits are business

and he gon’ sell you allllll of that

poopin’ on your lawn

and shootin’ up your John

better find a new place to doo doo

cause the loo is long gone

gave a new meaning

to blowing up the bathroom

only thing left is a half-ass statue

laughing right at you

where you used to have fat poos

now you’re sittin’ there thinkin’

what has become of me

and my shitty little life

how did I get here

and where the hell is my wife?

Wait ’til she gets wind of this

a stiff whiff of shit and piss

piercing through the walls

scent so strong even the hall is involved

someone call the doctor

it’s covered the town

a doo doo delivery

from Mr. Poopius Brown

Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian living in Austin, Texas. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.


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