Willie McGinest

Hi
my name is Willie McGinest
yes
like the former NFL player
Willie McGinest
when people see me
they often confuse me with a salad
I've been tossed
and doused with dressing
glossed over
for something better
like a chocolate raisin
or a tiny little sweater
I once swallowed a sparrow
just to prove I could.
I would tell you about the time
I cried in an Applebee's
but the laundry is ready
it's five o'clock
and my tits are getting heavy.

Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian living in Austin, Texas. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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