Meet Richard

My name is Richard
I like to spit in the toilet 
and poop on the porches
of my scorning neighbors
one in particular
her name is Evangeline
she can't handle me
I took a dump on her sun roof
in the middle of July
followed her all the way to REI
hid in a canoe
and when she came around the corner
I smacked her ass with a paddle
said "How's that for a fuckin Wednesday!?"
and I ran along.
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian from Northern California. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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