Wishes

I wish I was profoundly stupid
so dumb
I couldn't figure out
how to chew gum
just shoving sticks of Extra in my butthole
trying to blow bubbles with my thumbs
smashing the pack against my forehead
oh how I wish
I was profoundly dumb. 

Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian from Northern California. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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