Man Commits Suicide on Toilet after Phone Dies — The Mad Satirist

A Florida man has ended his own life after his iPhone ran out of battery during a routine poo in his Tallahassee home. Unable to bear his own thoughts for more than fifteen seconds, the Leon County resident went into immediate panic after the screen went dark. “I heard him scream from the other side…

Man Commits Suicide on Toilet after Phone Dies — The Mad Satirist

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