I'm afraid
of celebrities
like Cher
I'm afraid
if I saw her
I'd call her "Chair"
and try to sit
on her face
but that's not how that works
that's not how any of it
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian living in Austin, Texas. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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