An Awfully Fancy Dinner

I could really go
for a minty biscuit
perhaps a cup
of sour clam chowder
a slice of sticky lint bread
sir
would you pour me a glass
of rock-hard cashews
and while you're at it
I'll take an order
of the corned chocolate

my wife is thinking about
the house-made crab packets
but I told her how great
the maple bacon acorns are
tell me
what would you recommend?
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian from Northern California. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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