Suction Cup Killer

Sugary suction cups
sit on the edge
of a finished wood counter
a sign
"mobile order"

a pretty young woman 
button nose and bleached hair
long leather boots
bit of a worried stride
tilts her head 
eyes widen a bit
"Sarah"

she goes for the grab
no budge
balance breaking
again 
she pulls
harder and harder
no give
she adds another hand
puts her legs into it
with all her might
squeezes and screams
hot liquid flying through the air
she breaks to her knees

the suction cup killer
chuckling
in the corner.

Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian living in Austin, Texas. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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