Oh bathroom, oh restroom of dark deceit white walls hands free the great shitting man’s dream clean sink pristine seat the lemon pledge reeks I pop my squat all is well it would seem.
I’d like to think I’ve been a nice guy but you must think otherwise, for you gave me a one-time supply of one-ply ‘nough to wipe the ass of a butterfly.
They say you can’t fold a piece of paper (eight by eleven) no more than seven but shit, I could fold one-ply forever still not enough, and the stack reached heaven. And to think you only gave me one piece as if that was enough to clean my crease.
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian from Northern California. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.
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