Gary Jones

Gary Jones liked to make homemade ginger ale
and scream to his kittens
about his ex-wife
or the atrocities of the Middle East

When somebody came to his door
Gary wondered
what kind of gun they were carrying
and where they would shoot him
how it would feel

He peeked through the hole
but never opened
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian living in Austin, Texas. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

8 thoughts on “Gary Jones

  1. Odd synchronicity! I walked into work where we had active shooter drills yesterday morning because that’s what you do when you work in mental health at the VA. It was solemn. Most of us are military fam or Veterans… so we all have our own AK’s at home, I’m actually a great shot! Ok I promise to stop leaving books on all your poems now so you can focus on creating! Lol

      1. Haha “yeah she said she uses AKs so I mean… she’s pretty much the worst. I mean if she used ARs she’d be cool but you know how I feel about guns.”

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