Richie Bigobootoo

my name is Richie Bigobootoo
and I had a heart attack
when I was five
my favorite snack is pistachios
and when the TV is on
I pretend to talk on the phone
to spite my mother
Tuesday’s are a bit stupid
and cats make me angry
but as long as I can collect stamps
things will be okay.
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian living in Austin, Texas. Navigate the buttons below to follow him on social media, make a donation, or purchase his collection of laugh-out-loud poetry on Amazon.

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