Richie Bigobootoo

my name is Richie Bigobootoo
and I had a heart attack
when I was five
my favorite snack is pistachios
and when the TV is on
I pretend to talk on the phone
to spite my mother
Tuesday’s are a bit stupid
and cats make me angry
but as long as I can collect stamps
things will be okay.
Jason Brendel
Jason Brendel

Jason Brendel is an author, poet, and comedian from Northern California. You can follow him on Instagram @jasonbrendel.

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