Plunging Into an Ice Bath and a Developed Disdain for Suburban Drivers

Happy Kwanza. Austin has been a hectic mess this weekend. People are ready to travel in droves and they all want to come to Austin. I don’t blame them. It’s awesome here. I spent the majority of the weekend driving them around in the all new Subaru Crosstrek with four wheel suspension. On Friday I … Continue reading Plunging Into an Ice Bath and a Developed Disdain for Suburban Drivers

Asking “What Am I Doing With My Life?”

Today’s blog post is sponsored by Hannah’s Hibiscus Titty Rings. If you like the cool and mellow taste of hibiscus and the sudden sharp pain of metal through your nipples, Hannah’s Hibiscus Titty Rings are guaranteed to be exactly what you’re looking for. Fantastic. Tremendous. Cool. Neat. Fun. This is fun. I’m having fun. I’ve … Continue reading Asking “What Am I Doing With My Life?”